Edited by abhilasha1951 at 2-6-2018 05:58 AM
WomanHaving Affair While Husband Is At Work A woman is having an affair during the day while her husbandis at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides inthe bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts herlover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, “Its dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy ~ “I have a baseball.” Man ~ “That’s nice.” Boy ~ “Want to buy it?” Man ~ “No, thanks.” Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.” Man ~ “OK, how much?” Boy ~ “$250? In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and thelover are in the closet together. Boy ~ “Its dark in here.” Man ~ “Yes, it is.” Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.” The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “Howmuch?” Boy ~ “$750? Man ~ “Fine.” A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab yourglove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” Boy ~ “$1,000? The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friendslike that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you tochurch and make you confess.” They go to the church and the father makes the little boysit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”

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