JOKE TIME

abhilasha1951

Two priests decided to go toGoa on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by notwearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store andbought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. Thenext morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and thescenery when
a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini came walking straight towardsthem.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled andsaid
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.

They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageousoutfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy thesunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning,Father,'
and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,

"Father, it's me, Sister Phillomena" !!!

Everyone needs a break.

samgmu

poor pastors !!

wangwilly

LOL