Tintumon jokes

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Teacher: Tintumon, Do you know numbers?
Tintumon: Yes, teacher. My dad taught me.
Teacher: Then, tell me what comes after 2
Tintumon: 3
Teacher: Correct. Tell me what comes after 5
Tintumon: 6
Teacher: Very good. Your dad taught you well. Last question. What comes after 10 ?
Tintumon: A jack


Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!


Uncle: Tintu, who do you want to be when you grow up?
Tintumon: Narendra Modi
Dad: See! He is my son! He's going to be great someday!
Uncle: Tintu, why do you want to be the prime minister of India?
Tintumon: Uncle, Modi is in a different country everyday. I too want to go abroad everyday!


Dad: I've made a vow to God to make you a priest.
Tintumon: Oh no dad! Even I've made a vow to make my son a priest.