Misuse of English

allinrana · Post time: 17-10-2017 16:05:27

1.
The day of the oral exam:

Teacher: Are you nervous?
Student: No, I am not. I am single.

Teacher: Is this your pencil?
Student: Yes, I am a pencil.

Teacher: What are you wearing?
Student: I am fat.

2.

Student to teacher," Are 'pants' singular or plural?"
Teacher, "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom."

3.

English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it?"
Johnny: "2 o'watch."

somi · Post time: 18-10-2017 13:23:58

lol the student is having a thug life

vinodnamdeo · Post time: 20-10-2017 13:05:53

ha ha ha, kahi ka nishana, kahi pe

umaa · Post time: 22-10-2017 13:42:44

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