Salesmen Jokes 7/10/2017

allinrana

1.
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl:!!!




2.
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.


3.
Salesman calling up prospective client: : "Is the boss in?"
New office assistant: "Are you a salesman, bill collector or a friend of his?"
Salesman, thinking quickly: " All Three!"
Office boy, smelling the ploy: " In that case, he's in a business conference. He's out of town. Step in and see him!:




4.
A girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought. She told that u have cheated me.

Girl:I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop...
Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me?
Now this is what she did:
1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected COPY option.
2) Disconnected d mouse.
3)Took that mouse carefully & connected to d new laptop.
4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option.
Salesman: !!!!

nishant

Lol Savage Customer

somi

OMG OMG hope to meet a girl lile that

vinodnamdeo

good, almost all jokes are something different,