Santa Banta joke 10/7/2017

allinrana

1. Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

2.Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,but forgot to stop it!!.


3.Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!

4.Santa: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did'nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.

5.Santa  : "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
Banta  : "Does it work?"
Santa  : "I don't know.. I can never finish drinking the hot bath." .