Sardar Joke 10/10/2017

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1.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.



2.
Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?



3.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4.
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He wasnnot sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes!



5.

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servantt's already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.