Bovine Economics

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LET'S UNDERSTAND THE NATIONS IN RESPECT OF BOVINE ECONOMICS::

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS:
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.

CHINESE ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka

FRENCH ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them""

Rhett_Bassard

I'm in a minority, retired and have no cows. Good thing I can barter eBooks, Karma & Money

Fun2BeAround

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NICE ONES

I’LL ADDSOME MORE:

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:

YOU HAVE 2 COWS. DRUG CARTEL TAKES 1GOVERNMENT CLAIMS 2 YOU END UP IN BANKRUPTCY AND MAYBE MURDERED.

IRAQI CORPORATION:

EVERYONE THINKS  YOU HAVE LOTS OF COWS. YOU TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVENONE. NO-ONE BELIEVES YOU, SO  THEY BOMB THE **** OUT OF YOU AND INVADEYOUR COUNTRY. YOU STILL HAVE NO COWS,  BUT AT LEAST NOW YOU ARE PART OF ADEMOCRACY..

A GREEK CORPORATION:

YOU HAVE TWO COWS BUT YOU DON'T OWN THEM AS THEY WERE BOUGHT ONCREDIT.

banker21

Hahaha...cows are in currency

pgangwani35

Pakistan economics is always joke

smithv1024

Good one.

nishant

lol

Spand12

A fantastic one.A flair for literary genius,you have

vinodnamdeo

COW in pakistan, ha ha ha