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[Others] SOME TIMEPASS WITH RAJNIKANT

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Post time: 3-10-2017 20:18:20
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Rajinikanth is the highest paid actor in Asia after Jackie Chan. In recent times, he received great appreciation for his role in SivajiThe Boss, which was one of the highest grossing films of 2007. As of this date, Rajinikanth has won six Tamli Nadu State Film awards – four Best Actor and two special awards for Best Actor, and a Filmfare Award for Best Actor.

1. Twitter message reads: Once Rajinikanth’s leg fell on banana skin and the earth slipped from below


2. Twitter message reads: Rajinikanth’s cricket team beat Australia by an innings and 44 runs in a One-Day International


3. Twitter message reads: The world experienced Tsunami Dec 26, 2004 because Rajinikanth sneezed


5. Twitter message reads: Only Rajini sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky


6. Twitter message reads: Rajinikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajini’s shadow was second


7. Twitter message reads:  Once a farmer put Rajinikanth’s picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what…the birds even brought back the grain they stole last year



8. Twitter message reads: Rajinikanth’s Class 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia


. Twitter message reads: The ice age ended when Rajinikanthlost his cool


10. Twitter message reads: Only Rajinikanth has 32 wisdom teeth


11. Twitter message reads:Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has


12. Twitter message reads:Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’


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14. Twitter message reads: When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my Rajinikanth





15. Twitter message reads: Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced



16. Twitter message reads: “Arctic Ocean has started receding”
17. Twitter message reads: Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!


18. Twitter message reads: There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live




19 Twitter message reads: Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover


Principal – Son, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…

Principle – Whats your name Son ?

Student – Rajnikanth!


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Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…

Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!

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The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..

The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!

Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!

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Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile

One Alien came at RAJNI’s home from some galaxy

and requested,

Mere ladke ki board exams hain, thoda dheere bajao na!


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Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………

as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!


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