JOKE: Explosives at School

Lemuel Irabor

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"


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Pedro_P

Oops ... That reminded me of some bad news.

Chang Tikhak

Haha

jackjohn3322

Nice one i also did some really stupid things at school and it was all boys school

PK47

Hahaha during childhood we use to think of bombing the school and doing party after that.

rkrishnay

rkrishnay

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was a rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"

The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Kindleking

Hahaha..it reminded me of my school days ..

Lemuel Irabor

PK47 3-5-2018 08:07 AM
Hahaha during childhood we use to think of bombing the school and doing party after that.

Ha! Imagine the look on Headmaster Prakash's face when he arrives the next day to see that his office  is all gone..

chinmoy98648130

Chemistry lab gone wrong