School Jokes

allinrana

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.


Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name
Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.


Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.


Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank]