JUST FOR FUN

abhilasha1951

Sleeping Partner

Who needs a blanket when you have a warm furry friend to snuggle up with!

Beautiful Butterfly

It is said that nature is the best artist. Who can argue with that after looking at this gorgeous butterfly?

Scenery

Ever heard the saying – it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. This picture is a wonderful depiction of that line.

Sudden Change

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”

The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earring.”

“Don’t make a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

NewDefinitions

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power…

Classic: A book, which people praise, but do not read.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Need a holiday….

Once a mother-in-law sent a letter to his soldier son-in-law.

It read: You are simply enjoying at the border while my poor daughter is all alone at home.Can’t you take a few days holiday and come home?

A few days later she received a letter from her son-in-law along with a hand-grenade.

It read: My dear mother-in-law. If you are so worried, please pull the pin off the grenade. This will ensure me at least a three-day holiday!

Karva Chauth Rules

Once Chitragupt went angrily to Brahmaji and said, “You really need to stop this whole ‘karva chauth’ thing. All these women want the same husband for seven lives. It is getting very difficult to keep track!”

Overhearing his predicament, Narad Muni suggested, “Let’s introduce an amendment. Any woman who wishes for the same husband for all seven lives, will also get the same mother-in-law for seven lives!”

Needless to say, that year Chitragupt’s workload decreased drastically!

( Only Indian users can enjoy this)

Meet the Parents

Fred was 32 years old and he was still single.

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”

Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, simply find a girl who’s just like your mother.”

A few months later they met again and his friend said, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”

With a frown on his face, Fred answered, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right; my mother liked her very much.”

The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”

Fred replied, “My father didn’t like her!”

The Cooler Option

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll become your girlfriend.” The engineer simply continued walking.

The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll become your wife.” Again, the engineer took no notice.

Finally, the frog said, “What is the matter? I’m a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?”

The engineer said, “Look, I’m a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

Idle Chatter

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number,” replied the girl.

The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday!

Wrong Assumptions

A news channel photographer named John was told that a twin-Engine plane would be waiting at the airport for him.

Arriving at the airport, he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air, John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill’

Pilot : Why?

John : Because I’m the Photographer for my channel. I need to get some close up shots.

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Then he stammered ‘So, what you’re telling me is . . . you’re not my flying instructor?!’

Thank God!

A kid to God:

Dollar increased to Rs. 62

Petrol to Rs. 80.

Milk to 50.

and onion to Rs. 60 again.

Thank God,passing marks are still 35!

Male or Female

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

For example, ‘house’ in French, is feminine -‘la maison,’ while ‘pencil’ is masculine – ‘le crayon.’

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is the computer?”

The teacher thought it would be a good exercise to have the students decide what they thought the gender should be. So she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The boy’s group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computer”), because:

1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review.

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you constantly find yourself spending more money on accessories for it.

The girl's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine “le computer”) because:

1.In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2.They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.

3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.

The girls won !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............hahahahaha

Enjoy friends : See you till next time