santa Banta Joke 21/09/2017

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: .....!!!!!!!




Santa and Banta worked in a software company. One day, they were moving their machines to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : My machine has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even that much?
Banta : But yours is empty and my disk is full !!!!






Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta : Yes, I have.
Santa : Well, my father dug it.
Banta : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
Santa : Yes, I have.
Banta : Well, my father killed it.




Santa: Let's go for movie.
Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.




Santa met with and Accident and went to Hospital
Docotor: You need stiches
Santa: What will be the cost?
Doctor: Rs . 800
Santa: oh hello... I need stiches, Not embroidery work!!!