Crow Jokes

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1. What would you my crow which has very soft feathers ?
MICROSOFT (Mi-CRO-SOFT)



2. wat do u call a crow...who only eats uncle chips.
mycrochips


3. wat do u call a crow...who is 1 metre long..
mycrometre


4.wat do u call a crow's mother???
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CHROMA!!



5.How would a crow introduce himself?
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CHROME!!




6.What do u cal a crow who keeps on chanting OM while drinking water??
PANIC ROOM!!!
PANI CRO OM



7.WHAT WOULD U CALL THE PLACE WHERE CROWS HANGOUT?
A "CROWBAR"




8.what do u call a watch worn by crow in a photo?

Photo-cro-ma-tic



9.Wat do i call my small crow??
MI CRO MINI



10.what do u call a crow sitting on a public booth...to hear other people's conversation

mi cro phone...



11. what would you call my crow thats lost a lot of weight
my - crow- light.... microlite



12.if ur crow is smart enuf to say hi to owen wilson
wat wud u say abt ur crow.....
my-crow-wave(s)-owen



13.What do you call a crow which is very rich??
crow-pati (crore pati)



14.what do u call a crow whose has committed a sin..
crow--sin....as in crocin


15.what do u call a crow which is dead...
crow-ded...as in crowded...


16.Hritik gt a new pet( crow)....wat vil his wife call him???
MY-CROW-MAN!!!(MICRO MAN)