Santa Banta Short Jokes 1

allinrana

Banta: What is GST?
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
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Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!

-----------------------------------------Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
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Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!


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Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!


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Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
Banta: And what is that?
Santa: Affordability!


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Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!

nishant

Santa Banta Jokes are really good. had good laugh on these ... keep sharing bro