SINGH IS KING

allinrana

2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Singh 2: Dont worry, I have one more.



Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Singh: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.



Singh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Singh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

somi

hahaha singh are awesome

AVIRAL01

hahahah

vinodnamdeo

awesome, good joke