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The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egoists: They don't talk about other people.
A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
A man running in front of a car, gets tyred. A man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
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