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Post time: 11-4-2021 12:24:37
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive

One nice thing about egoists: They don't talk about other people.

A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

A man running in front of a car, gets tyred. A man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!



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