Sardar Joke 2

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1.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rsback.

2.
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.

3.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


4.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".


5
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?